GROWING OLD UNGRACEFULLY: QAnon: Gullible Victims?
After Citibank IT specialist Jason Gelinas was outed last week as operator of the main QAnon website, reporters went to his house in New Jersey hoping for a statement from him, but all they got was, “QAnon is a patriotic movement to save the country.” Such a disappointment. Wouldn’t it have been wonderfully refreshing if he’d said something like, “Yeah, easiest scam in the world, it brought in over 3K a month on Patreon. And here’s the weird thing: the nuttier the posts, the more it brought in! All legal, too!” (Gelinas is now on enforced paid leave from Citigroup pending an investigation of his moonlighting activities.)
In case you’ve been sensibly
avoiding the news for the past two or three years, QAnon supporters
are right up there with Flat Earth and Chemtrail crazies, except they
tend to act out their craziness in violent ways, according to the
FBI. Their beliefs are your classic “deep state” stuff,
reminiscent of hundreds of years of anti-Semitic propaganda claiming
that Jews covertly run the world, drinking the blood of Christian
children in the process. In the case of QAnon, the world is secretly
being controlled by a worldwide cabal of Satanists whose members
include a network of Hollywood pedophiles who run underground camps
where children are, yes, milked for blood. Fortunately for the rest
of us, Donald Trump is leading the battle against the Dark Forces,
having already feigned the whole Russia conspiracy in order to
prevent Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and George Soros from staging
a coup d’état. (Trump’s response: QAnon adherents are “people
who love our country.” This, despite the FBI last year identifying
the movement as a potential domestic terror threat.)
QAnon appears to be the
logical successor to the Pizzagate conspiracy theory of 2016.
Remember that? It culminated in a 28-year old guy from North Carolina
who trusted an online site claiming that Comet Ping Pong, a pizza
restaurant in Washington DC, harbored child sex slaves in its
basement as part of a child-abuse ring led by, you’ve guessed it,
Hillary Clinton. The kids’ would-be rescuer fired an AR-15
semi-automatic rifle in the restaurant before being arrested.
The scary part of all this
nonsense is how many people buy into it. According to web analytics
company SimilarWeb, Qmap.pub, the main “Q drops” site (where
anonymous conspiratorial memes are posted) received 10 million
visitors last July. Who are these 10 million folks who are apparently
willing to believe extreme and—to most of us—absurd and obviously
recycled claims? Anyone with a smattering of history knows that
international conspiracy theories have been around forever, in which
Freemasons, Illuminati, Jews, and/or godless communists secretly run
the world. These theories had a field day during the Red Scare of
1947-1957, egged on by Joe McCarthy and the House Un-American
Activities Committee. (Or maybe our overlords aren’t even human:
shapeshifting aliens control the Earth, according to British writer
David Icke. You can’t make this stuff up.)
Since I don’t know (as far
as I’m aware) any QAnon believers, I can only guess at who they
are. They’re frustrated with the status quo, obviously, which puts
them in line with all of us. And they’ve got to be lonely and
remote, looking for some sort of human contact in their late-night
forays into the darker corners of the internet. We humans are
gregarious by nature, we crave socialization, we want to feel part of
something greater than our immediate contacts. Which is why social
networking services like Facebook, YouTube, TikTok, LinkedIn and the
rest are so popular. Facebook, for example, has over 2.5 billion
monthly active users—that’s one in three of everyone alive today!
YouTube and WhatsApp each have over two billion.
So I’m imagining millions of
anxious, socially-isolated folks, having lost their trust in the
government or any sort of moral leadership, checking QAnon and other
weird conspiracy sites and finding solace in simple good-versus-evil
paradigms which explain the confusion and chaos of our world. Forget
evidence! Any reports to the contrary—including this one—can be
easily written off as, “Well, obviously, you’re part of it!”
Such is the nature of groupthink conspiracy theories. Which, as I see
it, puts believers firmly in the role of gullible victims, rather
than brave souls who have seen the light.
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