Colwell: This (pillow) case for Trump might require some ironing

With President Trump reinstated on that lucky Friday the 13th of August, we already see positive changes. His surrender deal with the Taliban finally is implemented.

What’s that? Some of you didn’t know Trump is back.

That’s because the “fake news” media wouldn’t report it.

You didn’t read about it in The South Bend Tribune. Local TV didn’t inform you. National publications and TV networks didn’t report it. Of course not. They’re all “fake news.”

But Aug. 13 was the day, proclaimed “Reinstatement Day,” the day Trump rightfully returned to the presidency that he supposedly lost.

Patriotic QAnon believers, fighting for Trump and against “deep state” pedophiles, proclaimed Aug. 13 as the date.

The MyPillow guy guaranteed it.

It was there on social media. It was all over the internet. What more do you need? It must have happened.

President Trump himself talked of being back as president in August.

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, close confidant of Trump’s and leader of the relentless effort to prove all that fraud in the presidential election, alerted us that he would present solid proof of the rigging at a mid-August cyber symposium in Sioux Falls, S.D.

The pillow tycoon promised “100 percent non-subjective evidence” that would bring a unanimous Supreme Court ruling that Trump won the election.

Said Lindell confidently: “Once we have the symposium, by the night of the 12th or the morning of the 13th, if everyone has seen it, including the administration that’s in there now that didn’t win, maybe Biden and Harris would say, ‘Hey, we’re here to protect the country’ and resign.”

If you can’t trust a pillow salesman, who can you trust?

Lindell said he proved his case with mounds of data. The purveyors of fake news, however, quoted participants at the symposium, including Lindell’s own hired cyber expert, as saying nothing was proven and the data was rubbish. Do you believe them or the MyPillow guy?

Further proof that Aug. 13 was indeed “Reinstatement Day” comes from QAnon followers citing that date.

QAnon is a cause for Americans opposing a cabal of “deep state” rulers in the media, entertainment, the corporate world and the Democratic Party engaging in child sex trafficking, abusing kids and drinking their blood.

If you can’t trust Americans opposing pedophilia and cannibalism, who can you trust?

Yes, QAnon had mentioned other earlier dates when Trump would vanquish the pedophiles, including storming in at the Jan. 20 Inauguration to put a violent halt to swearing in of Joe Biden.

But it later became clear that the storm was to come in March on the original inauguration date for the country.

Well, actually, not then.

Jan. 6 was when some Trump supporters thought fraudulent election results would be overturned. They stormed the Capitol to block certification of the electoral votes, shouting, “Kill Mike Pence!” Alas, some uncooperative Capitol Police officers slowed them down, and they didn’t bring Pence to justice or overthrow the electoral results.

Aug. 13? You can find online that there are true believers of that date as the day when Donald Trump really was reinstated. It’s right there on the internet.

Unfortunately, it will take a little longer for the skeptics and liars to admit that Trump is back.

Maybe the report of the Cyber Ninjas conducting that long Arizona election audit, including a careful search for traces of incriminating bamboo, will finally convince everyone. But the report was delayed last week when three of the Ninjas on the five-member analysis team were stricken with COVID-19. Could this be fake news to pretend COVID is serious and promote a deadly vaccine and suffocating masks?

What’s that? The MyPillow guy says reinstatement wasn’t Aug. 13, but it will come before 2021 ends. Only a delay. Be patient. Just relax, resting on your favorite pillow.

Jack Colwell is a columnist for The Tribune. Write to him in care of The Tribune or by email at jcolwell@comcast.net.

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