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Anti-Vax Barbie Parody Brilliantly Slams Science Deniers

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As we get ready to enter year three of the pandemic, a parody advertisement from Jimmy Kimmel is piling on about how ridiculous the anti-vaxxer stance is.

The fake commercial is peddling a new doll — Anti-Vax Barbie. “And the fun is contagious!” the narrator exclaims.

“She’s strong. She’s independent. She doesn’t trust science,” the woman says, as images of dolls wearing shirts with anti-vax extremist sentiments such as “Johnson & Johnson or Satan & Satan?” slide across the screen.

The juxtaposition of the unfortunately all-too-familiar anti-science rhetoric with young girls giggling as they act out scenes mimicking ones anti-vaxxers throughout the United States have played out in real life over the past two years is both hilarious and deeply disturbing, considering how realistic it very well could be.

“I’m sorry, you can’t come in here without a mask,” says one child with a grocery store employee doll.

“I have a medical condition!” claims the other, voicing an Anti-Vax Barbie with a “HOAX” t-shirt and a Karen hairstyle, before angrily “fighting” with the other doll.

And yes, in typical Barbie fashion, there’s a version of this made-up doll who hangs out at the stables — to get Ivermectin, of course.

“The only mandate this Barbie cares about is with her proud boyfriend, Ken,” the narrator says, as a white male doll with a “Let’s Go Brandon” t-shirt comes on screen.

“Sorry babe, can’t hear you, Alex Jones is talking about monoclonal antibodies,” the kid playing Ken tells Barbie.

And instead of the iconic Barbie Dreamhouse, this version of the doll gets a Dream Ventilator — sold separately, and only in Florida in Kentucky.

Barbie has had many professions over the years, including frequently working in healthcare, other sciences, and as an educator. Mattel actually released a Barbie doll of AstraZeneca co-founder Sarah Gilbert last year.

With that in mind, it seems unlikely we’ll ever actually have to deal with an official anti-vax Barbie, but maybe far-right extremists can launch their own toy line to make it happen. One can only imagine it would play out pretty much exactly the way Jimmy Kimmel suggested.

*** This article has been archived for your research. The original version from Pride.com can be found here ***

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The fake ‘Covid cases’ were secured by a PCR test that its inventor Kary Mullis said could not tell if you were sick and used very high amplification that was bound to elicit fake ‘positives’ by being triggered by genetic material nothing to do with ‘Covid’. Fake ‘cases’ were further secured by diagnosing other illness as ‘Covid-19’ including other forms of respiratory disease. This is why cases of flu (with ‘flu-like symptoms’) disappeared worldwide when ‘Covid-19’ (with ‘flu-like symptoms’) was hoaxed on the scene. Fake deaths from ‘Covid’ were manipulated by the insane policy of putting ‘Covid-19’ on the death certificate of anyone who tested positive with a test not testing for the ‘virus’ who died from any other cause within 28 days (sometimes more) of the fake ‘test’. People dying from falling down the stairs, road accidents, even gunshot wounds, were officially designated ‘Covid’ deaths by this blatant sleight of hand. Hospitals in the US were given massive financial incentives to diagnose ‘Covid’ – $4,600 for diagnosing regular pneumonia; $13,000 for ‘Covid’ pneumonia; and $39,000 for anyone they put on a ventilator that would almost certainly kill them (and have ‘Covid-19’ on their death certificate). Add to this the scandal of Remdesivir which Fauci imposed on hospitals for those testing positive with a test not testing for the ‘virus’ which was well known to cause multiple organ failure including the kidneys leading to the abdominal cavity and lungs filling with fluid that caused respiratory failure that was designated ‘Covid-19’. Add further the use of the end-of-life drug Midazolam that prematurely killed thousands of old people in care homes that was presented to the public as ‘the first wave of Covid’. From this – and I could say so much more – comes this question: WHERE’S THE BLOODY ‘VIRUS’?