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Opinion | This week Congress had their first hearing on UFOs in more than 50 years.

Congress just held a hearing on UFOs, and we didn’t really learn anything from it. So, basically …


Here’s

a circle.

Now, it’s

a planet.

Now, here’s

a UFO.

It’s flying

around us.

This is

its pilot.

Here’s a

curious

human.

Here’s

a circle.

Now, it’s

a planet.

Now, here’s

a UFO.

It’s flying

around us.

This is

its pilot.

Here’s a

curious

human.

Here’s

a circle.

Now, it’s

a planet.

Now, here’s

a UFO.

It’s flying

around us.

This is

its pilot.

Here’s a

curious

human.

Now there are two curious humans.

They are wondering: Is there life out there?

— There’s gotta be! The Milky Way alone has 100 trillion planets! And billions of galaxies!

— But that’s not the question.

— No. The question is: Do any of these planets have intelligent life?

— Intelligent? Like what?

— Hmmm. Highly unlikely.

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