Pushing crazy conspiracy theories? Try pushing right ones.

I just read a claim that the company auditing the presidential election in Arizona destroyed ballots by shredding them, feeding the residue to chickens, then incinerating the birds (Editor’s note: the chickien story is not true). Not only does that significantly enlarge the carbon imprint, it also exacerbates the current shortage of meat for chicken tenders and fast-food sandwiches. Wouldn’t it have made much more sense to accomplish that process by utilizing those Jewish space lasers that caused the California wildfires last year?

John Nason

Montville

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