Finding The ‘Rona In Your Piss n’ Poop

I had no intention of posting a Corona article when I got up this morning … what can be said that hasn’t already been beaten down like a worn out mule?  But, then I read in the NJ Shit Ledger this blaring headline on the front page — “Columbia prof, who has tested wastewater for over two years to track Covid, will now look for monkeypox and polio, too.”.  Well, shit!  That there is NEW info worthy of a short post!

It’s a long article but, it’s behind a paywall … apparently there are dumbfuks in this Libtard state willing to pay ten bucks a month to read their shitty hate-filled articles.  I am not one of them. Therefore,  I will type out the relevant portions, some of which are ominous, imho.

Looking for infectious viruses in shit started in 2020 with a $5 million grant to Columbia University …. supposedly because China was  diving into shit gazing and analysis.  It’s waaaaay  better than the old fashioned way.  From the article;

“The limitations of public health monitoring have played out in staggering ways during the pandemic:

Test kit shortages; rapid test results that did not get reported to the state; lab limitations resultingin few researchers testing for specific varients. Meanwhile, case reporting and hospitalization data can be insufficient.

‘Some of these hospitalization  records are not complete, and there are gaps of time,’ Chandran said.

Worse, many of our current infectious disease-tracing methods date back hundreds of years.

Individuals show signs of illness. They go to the doctor or the hospital and get examined. A pattern emerges. Infectious disease experts track the cases and try to respond to the outbreak.

But by the time the pattern presents itself, the disease has spread.

Wastewater, on the other hand, offers an extensive glimpse into public health in real time.

You don’t have to wait for people to get tested. You don’t have to wait for hospitalization records.

The sewer system is universal, and all-receiving. While not all people get testing for the disease, everyone uses the toilet.

‘It’s as if everyone feeding into that Little Ferry plant is getting tested every day,’ Chandran said.”

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And exactly how is this done?  What is the science behind this?

“Autosamplers – gray refrigerated boxes hooked up to a pump — capture the sewer contents.  They are sent to Chandran’s lab where he performs viral genome sequencing to decode what threats are lurking.

Trying his hardest to patiently explain sequencing to a layman, he said researchers are basically looking for a ‘fingerprint’ of the virus within a given sample — ‘they concentrate the sample of the waste, and then they use probes to look for the fingerprints … it works whether you know what to look for or not’.”

That’s it!  That’s the total extent of the science presented by the author, Kent Spence, a consistent horrendously crappy writer.

The ominous aspect of all this shit is how they foresee this being applied to us plebes going forward.

“Imagine testing for Covid-19 variants and knowing much earlier when a new strain has emerged.  The quicker the knowledge, the quicker the response. The goal is to detect variants BEFORE they become popular knowledge.  Before a variant even has a name. ‘WE SHOULD NOT WAIT [TO RESPOND] UNTIL WE HAVE A SUSPECT OR TARGET,’ said Chandran.”

Well, there ya go! #FukMeDead!!  There’s their solution for Permanent Covid or, at least, whenever they need it to control us.  “Ohmygawd!  We found 5 particles of Covid in the half million gallons of shit in Plainfield!  Mask up, motherfuckers! Shut down the country!!!” 

You think I’m being too dramatic?  Puhlease, don’t mis-underestimate these Evil Bastards!  Then again, the last time I had biology training was in high school, and I got a “D” — as in Dumbass. So, even though my gut feel is that this is complete utter bullshit and moar Fake Frauchi-ish Science … what the hell do I actually know?  This might truly be the greatest breakthrough discovery in virology since Salk did his thing.

One last thing.  The article also has some quotes from the medical director of New Jersey’s Communicable Disease Service.  His name?  Dr. Ed Lifshitz.  I am NOT kidding.   Bwahahahaha!