December 30, 2022

Some people think my hometown of Cleveland is a dull place, but we have plenty of excitement here. For example, there were two men who nearly won $30,000 in a 2022 walleye fishing tournament on Lake Erie. And they won lots of money before, including about $150,000 worth of prizes in 2021. What was their secret? Their fish weighed more than anyone else’s fish. It’s pretty simple, right?

In the last competition, however, a skeptical judge did something that had never been done before: He sliced open one of the fish, and inside he found an amazing amount of weight that looked like lead balls. Unless those were humongous kidney stones, the men were cheating. They are now charged with multiple criminal offenses, including attempted grand theft and possession of criminal tools. (Lead balls?)

In a fishing competition, it is not good enough to merely count the pounds: It is necessary to make sure you are counting pounds of real fish, not lead balls. That same principal should apply to our elections. In most cases, however, election administrators simply count the ballots without making sure that they represent real voters.

We just saw a great example of this with the Kari Lake-Kattie Hobbs governor’s race in Arizona. The Maricopa Elections Department probably counted the votes with great precision, but I can guarantee you that there is no way to determine who actually won the election. I base that audacious statement on the sworn declarations of three whistleblowers cited in the Kari Lake lawsuit, and on my knowledge of the shenanigans in the 2020 Arizona election.

A quick look back at the 2020 election:

In January 2022, Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai, a very smart scientist with several MIT degrees, tested a scientifically-selected sample of 499 signatures found on Maricopa County ballot envelopes from the 2020 election. For that test, which was performed on behalf of the Arizona Senate, Ayyadurai created a panel of six people to compare the signatures on the ballot envelopes to the signatures already on file with the county.

Three of the six evaluators were forensic document examiners. With regard to 60 signatures (12 percent) there was unanimous agreement that the signatures did not match the signatures on file. If we extrapolate those results to the county at large (not the state — just one county) we get as many as 204,000 highly questionable signatures. And that is for an election where the statewide Biden-Trump vote difference was only 10,400. For a real auditor, that finding would preclude certification of the election. (Fortunately for our President, there are no real auditors in most U.S. election departments.)

The Lake Complaint regarding the 2022 midterm election

According to Kari Lake, Maricopa County had 32 employees performing signature verification and/or ballot “curing.” (In Arizona, curing generally involves contacting the voter to confirm that she is the true signator.) Three of those 32 workers stepped forward as “whistleblowers,” making disturbing claims in sworn declarations. Here are a few of the statements of Andy Myers, one of the three whistleblowers. His job was to cure signatures that did not seem to match registration records:

“The math never added up. Typically, we were processing about 60,000 signatures a day. I would hear that people were rejecting 20-30% which means I would expect to see 12,000 to 15,000 ballots in my pile for curing the next day. However, I would consistently see every morning only about 1000 envelopes to be cured. We typically saw about one tenth of the rejected ballots we were told we would see.