LYONS: Pandemic has prompted Americans to embrace conspiracy theories
This just in: There’s no wizard behind the curtain, and nobody’s actually in charge. There’s no shadowy cabal of billionaires scheming to bring about one-world government. To begin with, nobody clever enough to accumulate that much money believes that such a thing is A) remotely possible, or B) even desirable.
If the world seems scary and confusing, that’s because it’s scarier and more confusing than usual of late, although nowhere near as frightening as it was to Grandpa.
W.H. Auden’s great poem, “September 1, 1939” commemorates the terrible day Hitler and Stalin invaded Poland, triggering World War II, the most cataclysmic struggle in human history. Some 70 to 85 million people, military and civilian, died before it was over.
That said, the COVID pandemic’s “unmentionable odour of death” appears to have driven many Americans to embrace preposterous conspiracy theories that provide simple storybook explanations for otherwise incomprehensible events.
Amid the devastating wildfires in Oregon last week, for example, the FBI needed to debunk rumors that the disaster was caused by left-wing arsonists. The agency’s Portland office posted a statement on Twitter stating that “the FBI has investigated several such reports and found them to be untrue.”
Finding their own operations hampered by armed crackpots eager to hunt down imaginary terrorists, one rural Oregon sheriff’s department posted a Facebook notice: “Rumors spread just like wildfire and now our 9-1-1 dispatchers and professional staff are being overrun with requests for information and inquiries on an UNTRUE rumor that 6 Antifa members have been arrested for setting fires in DOUGLAS COUNTY, OREGON. THIS IS NOT TRUE! Unfortunately, people are spreading this rumor and it is causing problems.”
Would-be vigilantes also got excited about radio transmissions about the BLM setting backfires, unaware that the initials signified the Bureau of Land Management, not Black Lives Matter.
Oregonians are not alone. Elsewhere, reporters have documented a wave of barely subdued hysteria sweeping the nation regarding busloads of antifa operatives rumored to be targeting towns from Idaho to New Jersey — invasions that have proven totally imaginary.
Boss Trump and Attorney General William Barr have even spoken of designating antifa a terrorist organization. Alas, writes Rutgers University historian Mark Bray in The Washington Post: “Trump cannot designate ‘ANTIFA’ as a terrorist organization because antifa is not an organization. Rather, it is a politics of revolutionary opposition to the far right … You cannot subpoena an idea or a movement.”
Mostly an academic movement at that: graduate students and other university-affiliated types blowing off steam. If antifa’s a real threat, who are its leaders? Where’s its headquarters? Who’s paying those phantom arsonists? The questions answer themselves: nobody and nowhere.
Then there’s QAnon, the metastasizing conspiracy theory that’s grown into a full-blown cult. Initiates believe that beneath his blustering exterior, Trump’s actually a sort of elephantine Batman, secretly battling a “deep state” cabal of Satan-worshipping pedophiles led by Hillary Clinton and the actor Tom Hanks, along with Oprah Winfrey, Bill Gates and a number of other Hollywood figures. Believers have predicted Clinton’s impending arrest more often than my brother Tommy has forecasted the Mets winning the World Series.
Which did happen once 34 years ago.
Some dope named Jason Gelinas in Berkeley Heights, New Jersey, recently got outed as the “brains” behind the main QAnon website — possibly as the Prophet Q himself. His employer, Citigroup, put him on paid leave, and he’s not talking to reporters.
Historians point out that QAnon is basically a reprise of the century-old Russian forgery “The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.” Then it was Europe’s Jews who allegedly murdered Christian children to consume their blood at Passover — the infamous “Blood Libel.” Jews also secretly ran the banks, the government and the news media. Their diabolical plan was to “mongrelize” the white race and conquer the world.
Which leads us back to 1939 and the Holocaust.
So what does Boss Trump think about this delusional nonsense? Asked about QAnon, the portly superhero said only that “I understand … they like me very much, which I appreciate. These are people who love their country.”
You gotta believe!
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