Conspiracy! – Divernet

IF YOU ARE CERTAIN that what others believe is “science” is just a made-up way of controlling your life and limiting your freedom, then everything I disclose to you below will make TOTAL SENSE.

Jacques Cousteau might have sounded like a charming Frenchman but he came from the MILITARY! Everyone will deny that he was trained by Mossad agents. Because they are TERRIFIED of being accused of anti-semitism. Which, as you know, has NEVER existed.

Decompression illness is a MYTH to control us. Prince Charles, Mark Zuckerberg and the Pope are all complicit in perpetuating this FAKE NEWS. Dive-computers are actually tracking devices. The roll-out of 5G will enable yours to SPY on you and CONTROL your life.

All dive-boat skippers are part of the conspiracy. They want to LIMIT your dive by perpetuating fear of “the bends”. Skippers get a SECRET £500 payment every time a diver is airlifted. The illness is just seasickness. Some skippers randomly poison a diver with a micro-dose of undetectable TOXIN in tea for the extra money.

This is PROVED to be true because technical divers will only drink cans of lager after dives and they never get “bent”. FACT.

The head of PADI initially ADMITTED that nitrox was “the work of the Devil”. He was quickly silenced by the Global Elite of satanic paedophiles, and nitrox was rebranded as “Safe Air” by… THE MEDIA (boo!)

It’s hard to find this information unless you Google VERY CAREFULLY. It’s all being COVERED UP. Divers are being controlled and tricked into paying extra for expensive gases and wearing evil tracking devices. FACT!

Do not let on that I’ve shared these awful truths with you. But for your own sake, STAY AWAY from scuba-diving.

Meanwhile, happy days, I genuinely look forward to someone sticking a needle into my arm and injecting me with a mysterious goop brewed up in a lab. Because YES! I trust the science.

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