Archived 4 years ago from McSweeney’s Internet TendencyA Conspiracy Theorist’s Guide to Semicolons
There are a lot of things you should be afraid of—vaccines, chemtrails spreading airborne vaccines, malfunctioning Katy Perrybots—but there’s no need to be scared of using a semicolon (unless you’re using one in a 5G text—then you might as well just give yourself COVID). To show a mastery of this …
Read More